{"id":113,"date":"2010-06-02T16:23:43","date_gmt":"2010-06-02T14:23:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.dreamland.cc\/?p=113"},"modified":"2015-10-05T16:52:45","modified_gmt":"2015-10-05T14:52:45","slug":"was-machen-wir-heute-schatz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.dreamland.cc\/?p=113","title":{"rendered":"Was machen wir heute Schatz"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Gem\u00fctlicher Samstag Nachmittag bei M\u00fcllers.<\/p>\n<p>Sie: Schaaaatz, was machen wir heute?<\/p>\n<p>Er: Nix<\/p>\n<p>Es vergeht ein Tag &#8230;. mittlerweile haben wir Sonntagnachmittag.<\/p>\n<p>Sie: Schaaatz, was machen wir heute?<\/p>\n<p>Er: Nix<\/p>\n<p>Sie: Das haben wir gestern schon gemacht<\/p>\n<p>Er: Bin leider gestern nicht fertig geworden<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gem\u00fctlicher Samstag Nachmittag bei M\u00fcllers. Sie: Schaaaatz, was machen wir heute? Er: Nix Es vergeht ein Tag &#8230;. mittlerweile haben wir Sonntagnachmittag. 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